your mom goes to college

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

sadgrl666:

haha girls are only good for three things cooking sex and complaining am i right fellas? so, anyways, what do you think boobs feel like? oh wait i see my moms car. gotta go.

Alex Turner was super cute in the day but suddenly he started styling himself like a douche and now you can see the caliber of his cigarette smoking in his skin :/  sad things happen to beautiful men

lately when my boyfriend’s mom is drunk she tries to convince me that the album Rumors is better than the Wall.  lol OK